The Fifth Mäkasonats Republic of Makka Pakka is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Igonože Krisë Skimanët with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.095 billion Makka Pakkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grättan. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Makka Pakkan economy, worth 436 trillion Pelübas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,072 Pelübas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makka Pakka's national animal is the Pale Beaked Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mäkason.

Makka Pakka is ranked 32,437^th in the world and 49^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 66.95 kickbacks per hour.